I'm thrilled to announce that my campaign is gaining momentum, and I'm confident that we're going to make America great again. The fake news media can't stop talking about our incredible rallies and the massive crowds of supporters who are flocking to see me. It's a beautiful thing!
As your president, I promise to put America first and make sure we're not being taken advantage of by other countries. We need to build a wall along our southern border and get tough on trade deals that are unfair to the United States. Believe me, it's going to be huge!
I'm not surprised that the liberal media is trying to tear me down with their fake news stories and biased reporting. They're just jealous of my success and can't handle the fact that I'm a winner. Don't believe the lies, folks!